Nobody's Girl

hey

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:48:45 GMT

I haven't written on here in a long time. I graudated the second city's writing program on friday. Add me on myspace if you want to keep in touch www.myspace.com/iheartimprov

BABY MAMA TRAILER

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:09:28 GMT

The power to scream!

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:55:45 GMT

Okay, I wish I had the power to scream so that I could let out my frustrations without concerning my neighbors. With that aside...

It took me about a week to transfer from gay ass geocities.com to godaddy.com. Everything is finally done! I have a new guestbook so if you have time to mark your territory, that would be awesome. www.jillianspellman.net I plan on redesigning the site when I have more time. My mom has me making her graphics for her ebay store and with work etc it doesn't leave much me time.

Erika and I have been very productive lately going out and exploring Chicago and doing things almost everyday. Even getting Jamba Juice everyday with an Energy boost didn't really help and took its toll on me. I am so tired and plan on resting while she is in Florida.

While Erika is in Florida, I am weight watchering our kitchen. Erika seemed pretty excited about. I am taking a sharpie and writing numbers on everything we have in there so we know what we are eating and how much we can have and my mom is supposed to be sending me a weight watchers calculator to thank me for my web designs for her ebay store so hopefully that will come soon.

Tilly woke up and wandered around and then took a much needed cat nap. She then awoke three hours later to hang out in the window. She is now looking at me like she knows I am writing about her. Tilly has such a busy life filled with eating, sleeping and sitting in windows to check out the bird situation. Ah to switch lives.

Well I have a few hours before I have to go to bed to work the morning shift so I am going to go watch some tv and do some cleaning. Next day off... Monday.. Oh fucking joy.

Oh hell no

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:17:23 GMT

Okay, well I have been really excited that Kathy is coming to Chicago, but not anymore. I heard Kathy recentley planted the cocaine in Lindsay Lohan's pocket. J/K The real problem is her tickets are over 60.00 and I can't afford to go. Boo you whore.

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 16:44:52 GMT

I start my new job today at (scrubyourpup.com) Scrub your pup. I am looking forward to it. It's only training so it's just two hours on Tues/Wed. I am sooo excited because Kathy Griffin D list is new tonight. Also, there is a new Chelsea Latley. WOOT! Any the ways. (that's for erika) My mom and my step dad are coming down soon and I am going to try to be drunk the entire time to deal with them. Or I may tell them I am busy working EVERYDAY and take my happy ass to Michigan Avenue everyday to wander. Let me try to describe my mom. She is like Roseanne (the tv show character) but with a felon past. lol. My step dad Randy is undescribable. I can't think of anyone like him. Hello SNL Character. He's pretty quiet but he thinks he knows everything, he is never wrong and there is no compromising with him. His way or no way. Which makes me want to smoke a pack of cigerettes in 45 minutes. I haven't had a cigerette since June 2nd or so. My parents may change that because I don't know if I can handle them without them. Plus Amy and Gilda are a bad influence on me. Sometimes I feel like Tina is on my left shoudler saying, "No don't do it" and Amy is on right saying, "No Just do it"

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:13:48 GMT

Kathleen Madigan from Last Comic Standing wrote me. EEk..

This is all.

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 22:36:42 GMT

Not much has been going on. Same old same old. I have become obsessed with youtube.com. I post videos there now. My screenname is iheartimpr0v. My mom threatend to make me move back to florida if I dont find a job soon. Don't worry erika I am trying everything in my power to find a job. I wish people were hiring. There is a starbucks job fair on the 13th I am going to go to. I really don't have much else to say. It is starting to storm and thunder here so I am going to get ff the internet. P.S I have two jobs I can't believe I am looking for third job because both of my other jobs are slow so they don't need anyone. dumb, dumb, dumb.

Save JillianSpellman.net

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 22:32:51 GMT

For more information on saving my site please go to www.jillianspellman.net

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:04:59 GMT

Well I started a new job as a copywriter for I sold it Ebay. I haven't worked since Sunday because business there has been dead. I have two jobs and no work. I still have the dog walking thing going on but I only do overnight care once in awhile. Next month I am doing it like crazy which will help out a lot. How I have survived on the little money I have had, I have no idea. I keep putting stuff on Ebay, which is one way my life hasn't completely crumbled.

My parents are coming to visit towards the end of July. My step dad is doing better and has been released from the hospital. Hopefully he will listen and take his medicine like he is supposed to this time and not try to be a super hero.

Amy Poehler's dog Suki past away in May which totally sucks. My dog Chuckie past away in Jan two days after my grandfather died. Chuckie was such an awesome dog and I really wish my apartment in Chicago allowed dogs because I really want one! I feel protected by a dog and they are great running buddies. I think some time in the future I will move to a place where I can have a dog.

Sign Suki's Guest Book

UCB Second Season will be coming out Sept 18th. I am really excited about it. Matt is coming to Chicago Aug 28th so I will be going to see him. I have a picture with him from the past that I completely HATE! So we will be retaking it and it will be bad-ass because I won't let Matt leave until it is bad-ass.

I have been having problems sleeping lately. I have been going to bed past 5am. I am going to try to stay awake for 24 hours to get my sleep back on track. It's weird not having a roommate. I am so bored. Erika has been gone for maybe a week but it feels like a month. It wouldn't be so bad if I was working more and going to school. I took a break from Second City and Improv Olympic to start working out, get in shape and start eating right. It's hard to have confidence when you aren't in shape, so this was something I had to do. I can hide in a writing room at Second City forever or I can get in shape and perform other people sketches and do improv so I need to do this. For those who are being so supportive that is so awesome. I love when I talked to Tina Fey about this she said, "Don't worry, you have time". No I don't Tina, no I don't! But thanks. I feel like days are flying by and if you want something you need to do as soon as possible. If not then you will just be that crazy person whose dreams never came true eating chicken wings and drooling and watching Oprah and never leaving the house.

I was watching UCB Season One again today and I just wanted to say that there are so many funny sketches throughout but the one that gets me into a giggle fit everytime is Matt Walsh's Albert Einstein. I think it is hysterical.

Since I haven't been at Second City I have not been writing any Sketches. I don't feel that bad because Tina Fey has said that she never really wrote sketches unless she had to. When you are in class you are forced to write sketches. So once I get back to school I will start writing again. Maybe someday I will get out of my sketch funk and do it without being required to do so. Same goes for update jokes. I really need to get on that. Basically how I write update jokes is I go and buy magazines like Star etc and I get post-its and make fun of the celebs throughout but magazines have not been on my shopping list for awhile.

Well this is the longest blog I have ever posted so good luck with reading it. Below is Matt Walsh as Albert Einstein! It's not that great quality but the only thing I could find of it on the internet.

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:44:54 GMT

So I am excited because Matt Besser will be coming to Chicago on Aug 28th. So that's where I will be! I am hoping to meet him for a second time and get a better picture than we did last time. I may wear heals so Matt doesn't have to duck down this time. lol

Amy's Message Board

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:11:36 GMT

Hey the board has been kind of slow latley so I am posting this because he need some more blood over there! So please sign up and chat it up!
Thanks- Jillian

The link is:
http://amypfans.pro-board.com/

No Lying Survey

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:37:44 GMT

EIGHT LASTS:

8. last kiss: 3 years ago
7. last beverage: Milk
6. last phone call: Megan
5. last text message: Lauren
3. last BUBBLE bath: A few days ago
4. last time you cried: Tuesday watching "my life one the D list"

1. last time you hugged someone: Amy Poehler a month ago at Saturday Night Live.

SEVEN have you’s:

7. have you ever dated someone twice?: yes
6. have you ever been cheated on?:yes
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it? yes
4. have you ever fallen in love?: Yes
3. have you ever been depressed?: yes
1. have you ever had a heartbreak?:Yes

SIX things you did in the past three days:

6. Went to school: No
5. Went to work: No
4. Colored: No
3. Got drunk: No
2. Slept: Yes
1. Hurt yourself: No

THIS YEAR…

Made a new friend: Yes
Fallen out of love: No
Laughed until you cried? Yes
Went behind your parents back: No
Met someone who changed your life: Yes
Gotten close to someone: Yes

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF..

1. Bush: good at being bad

2. Gay marriage?: to each their own

ABOUT YOU

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes

7. Is there something you want to tell someone? No

8. What kinda shirt are you wearing?
Blue tank-top

9. How many kids do you want to have?
idk

10. Do you have a good relationship with your parent: Yes

11. Do you want to change your name? No

12. What did you do for your last birthday?
Moved to Chicago so nothing my parents then took me to Navy Pier but it closed for the winter so it kinda sucked.

13. What time did you wake up today?:
1pm but I went to sleep at 5am cause I couldn't sleep.

14. What were you doing at midnight last night? I was watching tv, hanging out on kathygriffin.net, and myspace.com

15. Name something you CANNOT wait to do?
Go back to work but we are dead right now... no business.

16. Last time you saw your father?:
April?

17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
More money so I could visit friends and family.

18. Which hand do you like better?
what?

19.What are you listening to right now?
I am watching "boy meets world"

21. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back?
Yes but not a friends or family members.

22. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?
Probably something from Lauren.

23. Who’s getting on your nerves right now?
I have had so much time off from work all I can do is think and it is getting on my nerves.

24. Most visited web page?
myspace, kathygriffin.net, rachel-dratch.com, livejournal, facebook, nbc.com

25. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke all the way but DIET

26. Are you crushing on anyone?
No

27. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week?
Nope

28. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world?
Yes

29. Do you think there’s some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds? Yes but its there problem.

30. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends? Yes.

If you answered honestly to all these, repost as:
NO LYING SURVEY

website is done

Sun, 27 May 2007 03:24:07 GMT

www.jillianspellman.net is finally done check it out and let me know what you think.

Seperate Journal

Sat, 05 May 2007 03:48:21 GMT

I made a seperate journal that is more private than this. It is at

http://fatactrezz.livejournal.com/

comment to be added

Do you remember?

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:13:56 GMT

Does anyone remember this reference on SNL??

Clash of context is a technique used in humor to create an absurd situation. It involves the interaction of characters, locations, and situations that seem inappropriate. An example would be the Saturday Night Live skit about Superman's funeral. In the skit we see well-known superheroes acting as normal people would at a funeral, clashing with their normally larger-than-life personas. A similar clash of context is the entire premise behind The Venture Bros., a show spoofing Jonny Quest that features the mundane details and vulnerabilities present in everyone's life but traditionally left out of the action genre.

Job hunt!

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:17:05 GMT

My roomate and I are off job hunt. I have an interview at starbucks tomorrow at 6pm. Cross your fingers! I am now working improv fest the entire week but for the same money (150.00) but for the experience. My boss said next year since I did this I would get a major raise... not sure what means but something to look forward to when I work it next year. Right now I am watching Full House which reminds me of the easy and breazy days that I had as a child just worrying about when my parents would be done making dinner and what I was going to wear at school. If it wasn't for Amy Poehler who always makes it known to me how poor she was and how at the end of the day it was all worth while. Amy used to work as a waitress and her only ride was a bicycle here in Chicago. She rode it everywhere. Work, free improv shows, school (improv olympic/second city) and of course she took the train sometimes. I guess me losing my car puts me more in Amy's cateogory which makes me actually appreciate things a little more. If I get the job at starbucks I am trying to figure out how to tell my boss that I need the week of improv fest off and the week for new york but then nothing for a very long time. Although I really want to see my dad at Christmas and my family in Los Angeles. I will just wait and ask them about that once I impress them with my awesome coffee making skills and have them under my trance. =) Once things get settled I am definatley going to go buy a bike. Erika got hers for 50.00 not bad Target!

Our Fridge w/ love from Erika and Jillian

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:14:37 GMT

Send food and money okay just money. lol

Son of a bitch!

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:23:15 GMT

Okay my day was unbelieveable. It was wicked retahded. So I am driving to Ripley and Darby's to walk them and there is no parking anywhere thanks to the cubs game. So we drive off location and I walk them. I get them home safely and as I am walking out of Ripleys to my car to walk the next dog what happens? You guessed it. My car won't start. So I am guessing its my battery so I call triple A and they come and he took an hour to get there and says its probably the starter and they will have to send out a triple A tow truck to get me. So he comes two hours later to take me to PepBoys. Pep boys says it will take an hour for them to even look at my car. They look at it and say that the motor is done for. So that means I have no car and mom and step dad are coming in June to put a new motor in and since I don't even want to deal with car problems I just told them to take it back and do whatever with it. So I am sad because that means no seth meyers or anything. So Alison my boss from Improv Fest calls me in the mist of all of this and says can you pick up the entire cast of Mad Tv and can you work on Monday? I start laughing for no reason. I tell her whats going on and she says no problem will rent you a car and you wont have to pay for anything just be here. So I am like holy shit thats awesome. So Improv Fest is still on but worse I lost my job. Without a car I cant be a dog walker so now I am out of a job. So I guess I will do what Lisa did and if anyone body wants to be awesome and send a few bucks my way for New York since I am going there for a week for "educational purposes" that would be awesome since I am out of a job. I already have my plane ticket I just need money for food/taxi and next months rent. Then when I become rich and famous you'll be like remember the 5 bucks I sent you? and then ill say yes and then you will be like "well get me backstage byotch" and then I will be oh yeah let go back stage and get drunk or something equally cool.

P.S I would like to thank Erika who was apart of my amazing journey today my life is never a dull moment.

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:01:47 GMT

Its 2am here in Chicago. I am so tired but I am addicted to the internet lol. Anyways I am trying to figure out homework for next week. It is a clash on context sketch and damn it if I cant think of a damn thing.

What the hell did I do??

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:01:33 GMT

So these past few weeks have been torture for me. I was planning on writing a blog but as soon as the thought came to mind something else happend so I said fuck it. I will just wait till things get better and then I will come on here. It all started on March 21st. I do a favor for someone at work and watch their dog. I am told there is going to parking up the ass on Sheridian road. Yeah nothing not a thing. So I park in their apartment parking since I am in their apartment and watch their dog I would think that would be fine but no my car gets towed and thats 150.00 big ones. Then I call my boss and she is so nice she calms me down cause I was so upset and tells me that I am being inducted into Chicago. Fuck that I didn't ask to be inducted. Induct me into Second City, Improv Olympic or the Saturday Night Live Alumni but do not induct me into Chicago. So then I call my mom who is acting totally f-ing bizzare telling me that I am ungrateful and that shes is freaking out. I am not asking her for money just to vent but she says that she cant hear me vent because when she knows something wrong she wants to fix it. I am learning when something is going wrong that I need to call my dad. My dad listens and isn't like well how much do you need? Yeah if I was close to being put on the street my dad would get me a plane ticket home and never ever call me ungreateful. But whatev what is is what is. My mom can't hear the word thankyou enough. I could thank her as much as Amy Poehler said Will Forte on Kimmel the other night, I could thank her on Conan O'Brien, At a Red Soxs game on the bulletin and still be ungrateful somehow. So she calms down and says she sorry like she always does and says that its really something else bothering her and so begins the rollercoaster ride. So anyhow I leave and go home. I go to work a few days later paroiod to all hell to park. I park by a dog Stellas and get a ticket for parking correctly so that currently being fought. All of this happening and I am like fuck I can't go to New York with all this bullshit happening. So New York was put on hold. I then lose my drivers liscene. I was thinking well I won't pay the parking ticket if I have till I get back from New York but withought a drivers licence #1 I am not going to get to New York and #2 if I go to the dmv there going to want me to pay the ticket and pay to get another drivers licence and money is already hell of an issue right now. So stressed beyond belieft I apply at blockbuster. They call me for an interview and the place smells like someone smered their shit all over the walls and the guy interviewing me seemed to have a crazy eye and wasn't all there. So the major rule of thumb of when being interviewed is to look the person in the eye wasn't quite working out for me because I didn't know where to look. So that's over and he was annoying beyond belief he then said he would let me know in a week. A week?? Go fuck off!! Then I get a phone call that my Aunt just passed away. Do I have money to fly out to her funeral NO because I am in a whirlwind of hell. So my boss being the awesome person she is schedules me like crazy. Giving me about 60 hours of dog walking. That is a lot of dogwalking but #1 I love dogs #2 I love New York. I also would like to pay rent!! So then I noticed there was a nail in my tire and went to get it fixed. It was 10.00 if they didnt have to take of the tire and 18.00 if they did. Dude takes of the tire and says "mam the tread is so bad on this you need a new tire" I am not an f-ing idiot and I know a lot about cars and he was right so I was fucked!!!! I don't have any money. Dude comes back with a 90.00 price tag I was like screw that I am going to walmart. "Well mam I did take off your tire so we have to charge you 5.00" its not worth arguing about so I said just put it on my card. He then says "oh you know what dont worry about it" I handed him 2 bucks and after paying for 30.00 in gas I think we were even. So I think I am doing the whole balancing money act okay. My mom sees that I put Tina Feys signed mic on ebay and calls me freaking out. Why is that on there I know how hard you worked to get it and how much you love it. I didnt want to tell her I was short on rent but I didnt have a choice. She then says let me buy it off of you on ebay and send you the money. It will be your birthday present. So with that being said and sold I am then 6.00 short of paying rent. So then Erika saves my life by giving me 10.00 and so I have 4 dollars till payday Which is Friday. So I am stressing out about New York worrying about going and then I get a phone call from Alison my hero. "Hey Jillian this is Alison I know you applied to be a driver for the Improv Comedy Fest but can you work press instead and be like assistant to SNL/MAD TV Crew. Because of your experience as a page I could really use you"... I said "Yeah that would be amazing' She says I will need you for the entire week. So I call my boss and she says no can do. I say what about the fill in people and she says let me figure something out and call you back. She then calls back with nope its not going to happen I am sorry. My boss is awesome so I am devestated but I understand. Then 5 minutes later she calls and says you wont believe it this girl Andrea can cover you for 2 days plus my weekend which =4 days. Then she calls this barb chick which can possibly go up to 5 days. Alison says she wants me the whole week but if she can only get me for certain days she take whatever she can get. Which makes me feel overly important. So now I will be working for improv fest. Assistant to the stars. Will I get Amy?? Lets hope not I don't really want her. Give me someone I hate like those fuckers on MaDTV. Your best bet would be giving me Stephanie Weir I can't stand her. But either way I am good around celebs but more comfortable in my skin when I hate them lol. So the ironic thing to this whole story is the fact that SNL will more than likely be getting me to New York to See SNL. Pretty Amazing. So rents paid things have calmed down and I don't want to go through these past two weeks again.

P.S My drivers license was left at the grocery store when I found it last night so yay!

~Jillian

Well im to work to make some dough!

Crush on Will Forte

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:10:32 GMT

So my crush on Will Forte is getting worse I guess. Every name i said yesterday I put will in from of it. Will Besser, Will Armisen. lol Something was really wrong with me. I had a dream the other night that Will was single and i was a writer on SNL. His family was trying really hard to get us together but i wasnt sure in my dream because he had greasy hair and kept saying "oh no, oh no" in andys voice.

p.s this doesnt change how i feel about jimmy fallon.

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:58:41 GMT

Seeeeecretttt Loooooooooooooovers that's what we are...

Friends in LA

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:56:00 GMT

Just wanted everyone to know about this so you can go if you want.. Although I will have hidden hatred for you since I can't go =)

LA: UCB Season 2 Live Commentary Saturday, 3/31 at 8pm ($8)
Join Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts and Matt Walsh as they record the commentary tracks for two episodes ("Spaghetti Jesus" and "Supercool") of the forthcoming Season 2 DVD of Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade.

Stick around for a Q&A and share Supercool stories.

UCB Season 2 Live Commentary
Saturday, March 31 at 8pm ($8)
purchase tickets now >>

Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
5919 Franklin Avenue, Hollywood, CA 90028
www.ucbtheatre.com | 323.908.8702
all ages | valet parking available

my first icon

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:36:26 GMT

So the first icon I ever made is this so let me know what you think =)

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:53:21 GMT

Hey,

Just wanted to say hi to everyone. I have been very busy latley with work and school. I walk dogs and take care of cats at times for a company called "a dogs day out". I enjoy working there and have lots of fun with the animals. Here is a picture of one of the dogs I walk, Stella. hee shes cute!

p.s i need more icons errrr