Well I started a new job as a copywriter for I sold it Ebay. I haven't worked since Sunday because business there has been dead. I have two jobs and no work. I still have the dog walking thing going on but I only do overnight care once in awhile. Next month I am doing it like crazy which will help out a lot. How I have survived on the little money I have had, I have no idea. I keep putting stuff on Ebay, which is one way my life hasn't completely crumbled.

My parents are coming to visit towards the end of July. My step dad is doing better and has been released from the hospital. Hopefully he will listen and take his medicine like he is supposed to this time and not try to be a super hero.

Amy Poehler's dog Suki past away in May which totally sucks. My dog Chuckie past away in Jan two days after my grandfather died. Chuckie was such an awesome dog and I really wish my apartment in Chicago allowed dogs because I really want one! I feel protected by a dog and they are great running buddies. I think some time in the future I will move to a place where I can have a dog.

Sign Suki's Guest Book

UCB Second Season will be coming out Sept 18th. I am really excited about it. Matt is coming to Chicago Aug 28th so I will be going to see him. I have a picture with him from the past that I completely HATE! So we will be retaking it and it will be bad-ass because I won't let Matt leave until it is bad-ass.

I have been having problems sleeping lately. I have been going to bed past 5am. I am going to try to stay awake for 24 hours to get my sleep back on track. It's weird not having a roommate. I am so bored. Erika has been gone for maybe a week but it feels like a month. It wouldn't be so bad if I was working more and going to school. I took a break from Second City and Improv Olympic to start working out, get in shape and start eating right. It's hard to have confidence when you aren't in shape, so this was something I had to do. I can hide in a writing room at Second City forever or I can get in shape and perform other people sketches and do improv so I need to do this. For those who are being so supportive that is so awesome. I love when I talked to Tina Fey about this she said, "Don't worry, you have time". No I don't Tina, no I don't! But thanks. I feel like days are flying by and if you want something you need to do as soon as possible. If not then you will just be that crazy person whose dreams never came true eating chicken wings and drooling and watching Oprah and never leaving the house.

I was watching UCB Season One again today and I just wanted to say that there are so many funny sketches throughout but the one that gets me into a giggle fit everytime is Matt Walsh's Albert Einstein. I think it is hysterical.

Since I haven't been at Second City I have not been writing any Sketches. I don't feel that bad because Tina Fey has said that she never really wrote sketches unless she had to. When you are in class you are forced to write sketches. So once I get back to school I will start writing again. Maybe someday I will get out of my sketch funk and do it without being required to do so. Same goes for update jokes. I really need to get on that. Basically how I write update jokes is I go and buy magazines like Star etc and I get post-its and make fun of the celebs throughout but magazines have not been on my shopping list for awhile.

Well this is the longest blog I have ever posted so good luck with reading it. Below is Matt Walsh as Albert Einstein! It's not that great quality but the only thing I could find of it on the internet.

EIGHT LASTS:

8. last kiss: 3 years ago
7. last beverage: Milk
6. last phone call: Megan
5. last text message: Lauren
3. last BUBBLE bath: A few days ago
4. last time you cried: Tuesday watching "my life one the D list"

1. last time you hugged someone: Amy Poehler a month ago at Saturday Night Live.

SEVEN have you’s:

7. have you ever dated someone twice?: yes
6. have you ever been cheated on?:yes
5. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it? yes
4. have you ever fallen in love?: Yes
3. have you ever been depressed?: yes
1. have you ever had a heartbreak?:Yes

SIX things you did in the past three days:

6. Went to school: No
5. Went to work: No
4. Colored: No
3. Got drunk: No
2. Slept: Yes
1. Hurt yourself: No

THIS YEAR…

Made a new friend: Yes
Fallen out of love: No
Laughed until you cried? Yes
Went behind your parents back: No
Met someone who changed your life: Yes
Gotten close to someone: Yes

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF..

1. Bush: good at being bad

2. Gay marriage?: to each their own

ABOUT YOU

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?:  Yes

7. Is there something you want to tell someone? No

8. What kinda shirt are you wearing?
Blue tank-top

9. How many kids do you want to have?
idk

10. Do you have a good relationship with your parent: Yes

11. Do you want to change your name? No

12. What did you do for your last birthday?
Moved to Chicago so nothing my parents then took me to Navy Pier but it closed for the winter so it kinda sucked.

13. What time did you wake up today?:
1pm but I went to sleep at 5am cause I couldn't sleep.

14. What were you doing at midnight last night? I was watching tv, hanging out on kathygriffin.net, and myspace.com

15. Name something you CANNOT wait to do?
Go back to work but we are dead right now... no business.

16. Last time you saw your father?:
April?

17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
More money so I could visit friends and family.

18. Which hand do you like better?
what?

19.What are you listening to right now?
I am watching "boy meets world"

21. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back?
Yes but not a friends or family members.

22. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?
Probably something from Lauren.

23. Who’s getting on your nerves right now?
I have had so much time off from work all I can do is think and it is getting on my nerves.

24. Most visited web page?
myspace, kathygriffin.net, rachel-dratch.com, livejournal, facebook, nbc.com

25. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke all the way but DIET

26. Are you crushing on anyone?
No

27. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week?
Nope

28. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world?
Yes

29. Do you think there’s some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds? Yes but its there problem.

30. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends? Yes.

If you answered honestly to all these, repost as:
NO LYING SURVEY 

www.jillianspellman.net is finally done check it out and let me know what you think.

Clash of context is a technique used in humor to create an absurd situation. It involves the interaction of characters, locations, and situations that seem inappropriate. An example would be the Saturday Night Live skit about Superman's funeral. In the skit we see well-known superheroes acting as normal people would at a funeral, clashing with their normally larger-than-life personas. A similar clash of context is the entire premise behind The Venture Bros., a show spoofing Jonny Quest that features the mundane details and vulnerabilities present in everyone's life but traditionally left out of the action genre.

Okay my day was unbelieveable. It was wicked retahded. So I am driving to Ripley and Darby's to walk them and there is no parking anywhere thanks to the cubs game. So we drive off location and I walk them. I get them home safely and as I am walking out of Ripleys to my car to walk the next dog what happens? You guessed it. My car won't start. So I am guessing its my battery so I call triple A and they come and he took an hour to get there and says its probably the starter and they will have to send out a triple A tow truck to get me. So he comes two hours later to take me to PepBoys. Pep boys says it will take an hour for them to even look at my car. They look at it and say that the motor is done for. So that means I have no car and mom and step dad are coming in June to put a new motor in and since I don't even want to deal with car problems I just told them to take it back and do whatever with it. So I am sad because that means no seth meyers or anything. So Alison my boss from Improv Fest calls me in the mist of all of this and says can you pick up the entire cast of Mad Tv and can you work on Monday? I start laughing for no reason. I tell her whats going on and she says no problem will rent you a car and you wont have to pay for anything just be here. So I am like holy shit thats awesome. So Improv Fest is still on but worse I lost my job. Without a car I cant be a dog walker so now I am out of a job. So I guess I will do what Lisa did and if anyone body wants to be awesome and send a few bucks my way for New York since I am going there for a week for "educational purposes" that would be awesome since I am out of a job. I already have my plane ticket I just need money for food/taxi and next months rent. Then when I become rich and famous you'll be like remember the 5 bucks I sent you? and then ill say yes and then you will be like "well get me backstage byotch" and then I will be oh yeah let go back stage and get drunk or something equally cool.

P.S I would like to thank Erika who was apart of my amazing journey today my life is never a dull moment.